MERI ENGLISH KI COACHING

Hi. This is Sanjay,Now I am 36 I am a playboy(Now Playman). one who gets money and gifts from unsatisfied aunties, wives and bhabhis whom vaginal itch (choot ki khujli) and vaginal sex fire (choot ki aag) gets extinguished by a natural fire brigade (lauda) fire fighter called penis in english and which we often call as “lund”, “lauda”, in slang and language used by all harami girls and boys. God has gifted each man with a healthy lund but only a few are lucky to have lund measuring 6 inches and more with good thickness measuring 3 inches and more in circumference (motai or golai) what u call. I am thankful to god that he has blessed me with a 7 inches long and teen angul mota lund by with which I am able to satisfy many women and more than 35 so far.

It is indeed a pleasure to see yourself naked in front of a mirror. Mirror image of your lund makes u feel proud that u possess a great asset.lund jiski kalpana sabse zyada kuwari ladkiyan karti hain aur har raat uske rangeen sapne dekh kar apni choot me ungli dal kar uski khujli shant karne ki koshish karti hain. Aisa nahin hai ki sirf kunwari kanya hi laude ko tarseti hain, jawan aur middle age ki shadi-shuda aurat bhi ache tagde mote lund ko pane ke liye bekarar rehti hain. Khair yeh to hui samanya gyan ki baat ab zara gupt gyan ki baat ho jaye. Bhai baat un dino ki hai jab mai B.Sc. final ki pariksha dekar free hua tha aur result aane me teen mahine ka samay tha. Yeh wo samay hota hai ja har ladka apne badhe hue lund ke prati akarshit rehta hai saath-saath badhti hui kali-kali ghungrali jhante uska man jaldi se kisi nashilee choot ka ras pan karne ko prerit karti hain. Maine free time ko sahi istemal karne ke liye ek english speaking course join kar liya. Hamare ghar se thodi door par ek naye english coaching centre kula tha jahan mai apna admission lene pahuch gaya. Mere laude ki kismat achi thi wahan jate hi mera samna ek kamsin, alhad, madmast, jawan, aurat se hua jo pata chala waha ki teacher hai. Uske gore-gore tan badan ko dekhte hi mera to lauda chadi me hi uchak ne laga. Uski khushboodar saanso ne man me toofan paida kar dala tha. Man to uske turant chodne ko kar raha tha par kya karta waha to padhne gaya tha.

Admission dete hue who bhi mujhe ankhon hi ankhon me taul rahi thi. Wo 34 saal ki bhare badan wali madam thi. Shadi-shuda, uski dono boobs (chuchiyan) ½ kilo ki thi aur uske gaddedar mote chutar (gand) ubhar liye sangmarmar ki murat se tarashe hue hilte aise lagte the jaise keh rahe ho-“aaja raja is gand ko baja ja”. Maine admission lekar pucha “ kitne baje aana hai madam ?” Woh muskara kar boli “subah 7 baje aana.” “ sath kya lana hai?” “wo boli ek copy bas”. Mai ghar wapas aa gaya par sari raat subah hone ke intezar me so na saka. Raat bhar madam ki hasin muskan aur chehra samne tha. Mai bar-bar unke blouse me kaid un do kabootaron ka dhyan kar raha tha jo bahar aane ko betab the. Unki choot kaisi hogi? Gulabi choot pe kala singhara hoga, unki choot ka lahsun mota hoga ya patla, mulayam meetha ya namkeen , kitna nasha hoga unke choot ke ras me? Unki bur ki phanke gulab ki patiyon si phaila dun to kya ho ? Yeh kalpana aur madhosh kar rahi thi jisse mere lund phool kar lamba aur mota ho gaya tha aur meri chadi me usne gila pani chod diya.

Agle din subah, jaldi se naha kar mai english ki coaching me time se pahuch gaya. Us class me aur bhi kutch hasin ladkiyan thin. Kutch khubsoorat shadi-shuda auraten bhi thi jo high class society me apni dhak jamane ke liye english seekhna chah rahi thin taki high class ki ranginiyon ka maza utaya ja sake. Mai peeche ki seat par baith gaya. Thodi der me madam waha aaye aur good morning ke sath mujh par nazar padte hi boli “tum aage akar baitho”. Unke kehne par mai age ki seat par baith gaya. Who sabko apna introduction dete hue boli – hi, i am nisha. Ab ap log apna introduction dijiye.hum sabne apna-apna intro diya. Phir wo black board ki taraf mudkar likhne lagi. Jaise hi wo mudi unki gand mere samne thi aur man phir unki gand marne ke khayal me kho gaya. Kya karun jawani 23 saal ki kahan shant rehti. Who bahut sundar light colour ki sadi pehne thi. Light pink blouse ke neeche unka kala bra saaf dikh raha tha. Sadi ke pallu se unki chuhi ka border zaban pe pani la raha tha. Lalach man me jaga raha tha. Dono chuchiyon ke beech ki gehri line bra ke upar se lund ko masti dila rahi thi.

Wo mud kar wapas class ko bolne lagi grammar ke bare me aur mere ekdam paas chali aaye. Mai baith tha aur wo mere itne kaib khadi thi ki unka khula pet wala hissa mere muh ke paas a chukka tha jisme se unki gol-gol gehri tondi (nabhi) ki mehak mere nathuno me meetha zeher ghol rahi thi. Phir unka pen haath se girkar mere samne tapak gaya jise lene who neeche jhuki to dono chuchiyan mere muh ke samne paras gaye. Us din class aise hi chalta raha. Phir jab class khatam hua to jab sab chalne lage to madam ne mujhe rukne ko kaha. Mai apni kursi par baith raha. Sabke chale jane ke baad madam mere paas aaye aur boli-“handsome lag rahe ho” maine kaha “thankyou”. Tum abhi kya karte ho? Mai bola- abhi B.Sc ka exam diya hai ab mai free hun. Madam boli matlab ab tum balig (adult) ho gaye ho.” “ yes madam”, mai bola. “huuuuuuuuum who kutch soch kar boli, tumahara kela to kafi kafi bada hai. ‘kela?’ Mai samajh to gaya tha ki madam mere lund ki taraf ishara kar rahi hain par mai anjan bana raha. Maine putch kis kele ki baat kar rahi hain aap? “aare ab itne anjan mat bano mere raja, tumhara lauda jo kafi bada hai aur jo is pant ke neeche se phul kar bahar hawa khane ko betab hai. Shayad isne abhi tak gujhiya (choot) ka swad nahin chakha. Asal me mai class jaldi pahuchne ke chakkar me naha kar pant ke neeche underwear pehenna bhul gaya tha jisse mota lauda tan kar pant me apni chap dikha raha tha.

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